Part I

When asked, as a small and adorable child, “Do you know the difference between the Truth and a Lie?,” the young Great Zelinsky would smile sweetly and say:  “Yes, the Truth makes Mommy and Daddy very angry and a Lie makes them smile and hug me.”

Part II

Obviously, just like the Ann Baxter character, ‘Eve,’ in the 1950 classic film, “All About Eve,”  he would do anything to become an acting star as an ‘adult.’

Part III

What do you get when you take any Great Zelinsky speech since the war with Russia began and run it through a legitimate FACT CHECK mechanism?

Answer:  All nouns, verbs and their modifiers are removed.  What’s left are prepositions and articles.