Hire the perpetually innocent pristine Ukrainian Secret Service to create as much violence as possible against the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, the Chinese Communist Party and all of the innumerable manifestations of the Muslim Brotherhood everywhere. Their proven achievements include blowing up pipelines, dams, ships, and railroads; crossing boarders on terrorist raids; attacking foreign capitals with drones; installing car bombs that kill politicians (or their daughters who accidentally use the car) and every other civilian target that you can dream up – and never be liable for any criminal violence because the EVIL SCUMBAG PRESS supports them.

PS: The ‘Political Wing’ orators can sign up with the Harry Walker Agency for public speaking honorariums no longer limited to the Maestro (Professionally-Trained actor, the Great Zelensky) but also including the highest ranking leaders. (Such positions should provide many career opportunities for the leadership of the perpetually-used Ukrainian Secret Service.)

This way NATO and the Western World Bureaucratic Occupation Government (BOG) won’t have to risk a single precious member of the World Wide Social Oligarchy (WWSO).